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Alexandre

tends to have an amazingly ugly qtip figure, usually with a crop of pube like hairs on his head. he probably thinks he got style but really he looks like a candy striper and probably wears trashy hoodies. pretentious as fuck. thinks hes hot but he's not. undoubtedly gay but at the same time all he would post on his blog would be tits - clearly a beard. basically a pussy overall.
"hey have you talked to that guy Alexandre?"
" ew no of course not hes pretentious as fuck"
by carrots78910 May 2, 2013
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Alexander

A guy who is red neck shooter.Will do everything, to be a dick to everyone he meets. Has no friends ,and mentally screwed.
"DUDE I JUST SAW THAT ALEXANDER-AJ"
HE SAID,"HE WILL SHOOT UP THE SCHOOL"
"WE GOT TO ALERT THE AUTHORITIES
by morriscode12345 December 31, 2018
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Alexander scares me but that's a' okay. He's awesome. I draw him to often but whatever. He has some really nice brown eyes they curve at the bottom. He has some lips that are mostly frowning. He has a pretty normal nose. Cheekbones.. He has half eyebrows due to a catastrophe that happened on call. Jk. Anyway. He used to have blonde hair, then black, then half black half red, now back to black.He cut his hair recently. He is abt 6'2. Tol boy vibes amirightHe has large hands and I still try to compete even though my hands are definitely smaller. His nails could cut a bitch though. He often wears black Hoodies and tripaloski sweats. He also wears a lot of black shorts with this certain grey long sleeve, he tucks it in at the front bottom. He also wears a headband (cloth that goes around his forehead. Stoopid.) he wears combat boots. He recently got some vans and drew a barbed wire pattern on them. He liked our friends mom- He lives with his grandparents who are nice but usually aren't home. He once tried to scream til he lost his voice. it didn't work *cries*. He has two dogs, trouble and the other one I'm not sure about the name. Trouble is an inside dog and his other isnt. He also had chickens for a while. He also has these cross earings, recently he pierced his ear by himself as well. His old tiktok got banned sucks. He has a boyfriend named evan who is a perfect match for him. Absolutely perfect. They are the best couple. Fight me on that, bet.

I have a nickel
Alexander likes dark things.
Alexander is not emo.

Alexander is a boy, so help me if you misgender him I will end you.
by Kxydenzugly September 7, 2019
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Alexander

Alexander is the name you give to the child you hate the most. Combine it with Arberg and it is truly a weak and horrible person.
is that Alexander, we should probably go the other way?
no that's Alexander Arberg.
oooh damn, we should run.
by nico188f October 12, 2020
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Alexandra

Usually called Alex is the best friends anyone could ask for. She’s funny, wild, loud, and loving. She’ll trust you till given a reason not to. She only dates baddies but she all around an amazing girl.❤️♥️😘🦖
person 1~ so alexandra why are you dating Jaiden
Alexandra~ Bc He’S hOt🤤😍
by loveyoubunches January 15, 2019
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Tarnaras Alexandros

Γαμιας με μεγάλο πουτσο
by Eskereee October 11, 2019
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Christopher Alexander

A guy who is SWAGLESS but thinks he has tons of swag. Listens to music such as : B.spears, kesha etc. (if you consider that music) pretty much the type of guy that hugs walls at all your school dances.
Damn, look at that christopher alexander just standing around looking at everyone else have fun
by RighteousJorge November 4, 2011
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