Real testerman hours

When a girl rejects you or when you simp and a girl ignores you, or if you're online gf breaks up with you

"Damn bro my online gf broke up with me after 2 hours"

"Real testerman hours there"

by do it jiggle February 25, 2020

Hour Glass Effect

Where a man goes to put a condom thats too small on and it makes the penis look like an hourglass.

My circulation was cut off because of the hour glass effect.

by Brent H. (Lol Nicole) August 6, 2008

A Gentleman's Half Hour

A time when one feels it most polite to retire to a quiet space for a half hour slumber.

A short rejuvenating snooze.

Corporal: "Sir, the Germans are advancing on our front lines as we speak"

Captain: "How long do we have, old boy?"

Corporal: "Just under an hour, sir"

Captain: "Not to worry, my good man, Ill still have time for A Gentleman's Half Hour in that case, before the battle"

by HonourandIntegrity November 29, 2019

Minneapolis Rush Hour

The period of time when every single bathroom stall in an office are completely full. This typically occurs as soon as the bowels turn into an active cement mixer following the consumption of a gallon of coffee and putting out the 4th cigarette of the morning upon arrival to work. Derived from the multiple routes than can be taken during rush hour in Minneapolis that correspond to the map of office bathrooms that have the highest probability of having a vacancy.

I just saw Russ lumbering through the office doubled-over in pain and sweating profusely. It looks like all those buffalo wings he ate at Ivan’s Super Bowl party last night want out right in the middle of Minneapolis Rush Hour.

by PantyRader November 27, 2012

sad homiebet hours

Sad hours of the specified human being , known as homiebet . This is the time of day where he reflects on his actions . Not only does he listen to sad songs , but he is quiet , and gets really sad . Hence sad homiebet hours . If you ever feel like you have fallen in to sad homiebet hours , contact homiebet at [phone] . He has specialized in Sad homiebet hours .

Bet : Yo bruh I been feelin kinda sad .
Caleb : would you say you’re in sad homiebet hours ?
Bet : possibly .
Jarrett : Bro I’ve been in sad homiebet hours since I was a fetus .
Bet & Caleb : Damn Jarrett you’re fucked .
Jarret : * fukin dies *

by Bet69 March 14, 2018

grumpy nigga hours

The time between 6 to 8am when sad niggas have to go to work/school.

Oh man I masturbated during sad nigga hours and now I have to deal with grumpy nigga hours.

by doomguy117 October 4, 2017

Smart Nigga Hours

The time period between 9 and 11 PM where guys can express and show off their true, deep knowledge of the universe and everything around it, without any judgement from their friends.

Friend 1: Aye, Kev, did you know that water is actually not wet?
Friend 2: Yooo bruh, you right! This some real smart nigga hours right here bro!

by Thejeepnigga November 27, 2017