A Blaseball player or otherwise person notorious for being a disappointment, a loser, and overall, a total disgrace. Usually a traitor, often a shameful pitcher, and most definitely a tryhard.
Mike Townsend will throw the ball in the air to catch it and try to look cool, but them *miss* catching the ball on the way down, so he just drops it on the ground and has to bend down and pick it up again like nobody saw him drop it. He will then absolutely proceed to pitch the ball in the same way to the same place every time like an asshole.
Mike Townsend will throw the ball in the air to catch it and try to look cool, but them *miss* catching the ball on the way down, so he just drops it on the ground and has to bend down and pick it up again like nobody saw him drop it. He will then absolutely proceed to pitch the ball in the same way to the same place every time like an asshole.
"The waterboy looks down on him as he picks up the ball. It's another awful day, another awful day for Mike Townsend."
"Mike Townsend better end up in flames."
"Mike Townsend better end up in flames."
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