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Dean

Derives from the Ukrainian word for day., because if you are unlucky enough to meet a Dean he will ruin your day. And probably your life.

He doesn’t clean up after himself because he’s an ‘electrician’.

His views on covid vaccines are out of date, a bit like his pants. He lives in bath which is ironic because he never has one. He smells worse than a 3 day old disco vag, the condom in his wallet expired in 1999. He can often be seen sporting a dressing gown and slippers. Even at dance events. He has a potty mouth, and often talks about his sister. In a weird way.
I was unfortunate enough to bump into a Dean last night
by Foxtailbuttplug November 19, 2022
mugGet the Deanmug.

Deans still fit

A group of “mean girls” that are often sly to members of Winstanley college
Oh look there’s deans still fit... what knob heads
by Deans still fit December 21, 2020
mugGet the Deans still fitmug.

DIRTY DEAN

When you tuck your baby dick and shit covered balls between your pudgy legs and get tiddy fucked in a low level dungeon with 3 desks and a fucking retard beating his dick off the room next to you
Are they all in there giving that fat fuck a dirty dean?
by LiLi and the PPs April 10, 2023
mugGet the DIRTY DEANmug.

dean pope

Nothing else about dean pope. Just autistic
by NutPuncher January 25, 2024
mugGet the dean popemug.

Chaz Dean

Slang for ejaculate. Past tense- Chaz Deaned
I'm gonna Chaz Dean on her face.
by Bodyparts April 24, 2018
mugGet the Chaz Deanmug.

fish of deans

The collective noun for a group of deans.
"I'll be presenting to a fish of deans at my meeting at NYU."
by Glasscup February 13, 2024
mugGet the fish of deansmug.

dean hachamovitch

(n)

The guy that created the wonderful invention also known as autocorrect
His invention sparking a debate whether it is a blessing or a curse
(i assure you its the latter)

This man is also know for starting jazzy commotions in his free time
In conclusion :
Dean has messed up a lot of times.
Dean Hachamovitch can be found in the following sentences

"Haha it's Dean again, changing the whole meaning of my sentence"
"Dean please make your invention COoPerAte for Once!"

"DEaN"

"ehhh it's DeaN's creation acting out again"

"HEYY Dean has messed up again"
by Lemonaliens August 22, 2019
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