Surprise moment when a guy is pissing ( after having to hold it for an extremely long time ) and at the height of the stream he has an urge to shit. The brown turtle head wants out. Now begins the coordinated effort in continuing to piss while keeping from shitting yourself.
Dude I was at a wedding and after about the fifth toast I was about to piss myself. I got to the bathroom and out of now where I had a piss turtle situation on my hands.
by Irish don June 26, 2014
Get the piss turtlemug. When one lays face down in the sand spread eagle, digs a hole, throws up in it, buries it and then proceeds to keep drinking.
by FriendOfSeaTurtling August 14, 2013
Get the sea turtlingmug. Someone who is slowly covering the bases of a relationship over a period of time. Taking a relationship slowly.
Teddy's a Baseball Turtle with Anthony. It's been six months and they've only gotten to second base!
by Kili the Dwarf December 6, 2014
Get the Baseball Turtlemug. by kirakhan23 November 23, 2014
Get the bath turtlemug. by Grumpup March 23, 2017
Get the Turtle pornmug. A professional driver,usually much slower than the others. Reaching a height of of 5 foot, most sit on a phone book or booster chair while driving. Known for leaving some of their loads on highways & interstates as a way to find there way back. Very competitive although always loses. Always wanting to be employee of the month but only ever achieving runner-up.
by Hjm1979 June 24, 2021
Get the Turtle Toddmug. When you go to the restroom and you feel like you have to let one go and it feels like a turtle head sticking out and its really just dust.
by Bill Joe77 January 16, 2017
Get the turtle dustmug.