Squid

Slang for a single cigarette

Hey man you got a squid?

Damn! Here needy you lucky I just got a pack from the gas station

by TheJordanzWorld August 18, 2021

Squid

Short for "squirrley kid," a squid is an odd character who doesn't talk to members of the opposite sex at parties and floats around in everyone's peripheral.

That dude is such a squid

by jmoneyswag123 March 14, 2015

Brisbane Squid

This cunt from Brisbane who now lives in Sydney that will dangerously latch on to you but will let go of you after 3 hours as long as you can survive his yapping beak.

"That Brisbane Squid cunt doged beers with the boys again"

"The Brisbane Squid is hungover and masturbating furiously "

"You're a fuckwit, just like that Brisbane Squid cunt."

by Yeaaaaladdd February 27, 2019

Scaring a squid

High difficulty. Facilitating a 3 way with two women. Tying both up by both arms and legs but one North and one south. Then jumping on top and making both squirt simultaneously.

I had the craziest 3 way last night! It’s was eight limbs and squirting like scaring a squid!!

by biffduncan August 3, 2021

Squid acronym

SPEEDING QUICKLY UNTIL I'M DEAD

A definition for a stupid motorcyclist

Squid acronym

by Snaglpuss February 1, 2023

Squid

A term used to describe ;

a. noun. A person who looks ugly and has no intelligence and acts ignorant, thus making them animal-ish like a squid.

b. adjective. Ugly

c. verb. a taunt to randomly make people angry.

Random ass kid walking down the hallway at school
Some other kid : "HEY YOU DAMN SQUID!"
Random ass kid walks off in embarassment

by grandest of autismo September 24, 2018

[squid]

Your anus, or butthole

"Man I had mexican lastnight, now my squid feels likes it's on fire"

by Sarraaii October 9, 2008