Mike Awkburns

a troll name that sounds like "my cock burns" when you say it

me: I lost my grandfather in the store can you call him on the intercom
worker: sure what's his name
me: Mike
worker: and his last name?
me: Awkburns
worker on the intercom: Mike Awkburns please come to the customer service desk, I repeat Mike Awkburns please come to the customer service desk

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 3, 2021

Mike Harmon

Mike Harmon is a LEGENDARY race car driver. He is also the hottest, and thickest ever race car driver.

Mike Harmon is dummy thicc I bet all the ladies want him

by Baconbitesfodinner February 21, 2021

mike hall

Man with small penis, that catches feeling with side chicks... Renée come back!!!

That guys is a sucka for love. He's such a Mike Hall

by ImakeYouLaugh25 April 26, 2016

Mike Love

Lead singer of the Beach Boys, reviled amongst their fans. Has got a nice voice, sang lead on « Here Today » and « That’s not me ».

Bob : Hey, who’s your favourite member of the Beach Boys ?
Jim : Well, it’s not Mike Love for sure. That guy’s probably a Nazi.
Bob : Yeah, fuck him.

by BrianWilsonTheRapper August 17, 2018

Mike honcho

Watch talladega nights

I spread my Buttcheeks as mike honcho

by Mike honcho0 September 17, 2022

Mike Maneuver

Leaving incriminating articles or items in a place where they can be easily found by a spouse or partner.

Bob did a real "mike maneuver" by leaving those pictures of the strippers on his cell phone. His wife is really fucking pissed!

by Sloth23 June 20, 2008

Mike Wheeler

Mike (Michael Wheeler) is one of the main characters of the Netflix horror/sci-fi tv show called Stranger Things. He is played by Finn Wolfhard.

Mike Wheeler... idk

by kjp06 June 16, 2020