Max Fail

The most amount of fail anyone person can ever attain. More then an epic fail a situation where absolutely everybody and everything about the story fails.

1. A women called the cops after theives unsucessfully stole her marijuana. Which when the cops showed up she was in posession of and arrested. Also the theives showed up, demanded the pot and simply fled after the women said no.
Basically MAX FAIL, everyone loses.

2. Getting headshotted in a video game and then being headshotted in real life immediately after.

by Cheesybacon101 October 15, 2009

Max Butler

The very lowest form of human. This male thinks that they are strong and fit but are actually lazy and corpulent. He is VERY ugly and VERY annoying.

Person 1: Why do I always have to sit next to Max Butler? He’s so fat he took up half of my seat!
Person 2: I remember when I had to sit next to him, it was like hell on earth! Unlucky dude!

by The Void 2.0 October 26, 2018

max helyer

Max Helyer Is the extremely talented guitarist of English rock band you me at six. He also writes some of their lyrics

Max Helyer is the guitarist of you me at six, without whom the band wouldn't exist. Also his beard game is strong

by thisissixer April 11, 2014

max roth

When you stick your whole fist in your own ass with the middle finger up for deep penetration

Last night, I max roth’d myself so hard. Can’t wait for tomorrow!

by Cunttfup October 30, 2017

Manly Max

A big manly guy named Max who wants a pickup truck.

Dang, Manly Max is hawt. -Every girl EVER plus a few guys

by BigoofMax February 27, 2019

semen max

that stupid ad u get before watching a video on pornhub that plays that stupid royalty free music.

fuckin hate those semen max ads

by coolerchan December 07, 2020

Maxxed out

To get your ass kicked or kick someone's ass in a physical altercation.

Dude, Brian just got maxxed out by that huge Mexican lady for running his mouth.

by ISayTheNWord June 04, 2023