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Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !
by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025
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droid lag

when someone sends you a facebook chat message because your droid shows you online but you dont notice it till hours later
when did i get this facebook chat message?, oh its from 4 hours ago man i hate this droid lag now there off line
by road rager runner April 28, 2011
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Lag

A thing that sometimes happens where your game suddenly starts running slower than usual.

It is also an excuse that gamers often use whenever they’re doing bad at a game.
Gamer 1: “Dude the lag keeps making me die!!”
Gamer 2: “lol”
by BeckBro_ January 20, 2022
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