wizards sock

the state of a penis, after ejaculation. i.e a floppy cock

after he came, his wizards staff turned into a wizards sock

by Domino de Romino February 12, 2009

shit socked

getting hit with a sock filled with shit

At boot camp I got shit socked.

by barrowass October 24, 2009

cock sock

Made famous by the Red Hot Chili Peppers a cock sock is a sock worn on the penis.

Flea dropped his bass and swung his cock sock around in a circle.

by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 25, 2005

Semen Sock

Sock in which one ejaculates after masturbation as a method of hiding the excreted semen.

Mom found Eddie's Semen Sock under his bed and wondered why it was so dirty.

by peepeepeeepee123pee October 11, 2008

sock game

Wearing high black nike socks, strictly black. Sock game provides extra swagger.

Dickey wore the sock game to prom, giving him extra swag.

by TRENCHES-X June 15, 2011

Hot Sock

A term used for the action of one pinching loaves into a sock and smacking their partner silly with it.

I gave your grandmother the old "Hot Sock."

by LaTom February 25, 2004

socks and sandals

A footwear combination worn only by the fashion-challenged.

If it's hot enough for sandals, it's too hot to wear socks.

If it's cold enough to wear socks, it's too cold for sandals.

by memuir August 19, 2004