Post-mayonnaise white

White people that hate mayonnaise in an attempt to distance themselves from stereotypical mayo-loving white people. By acting like they hate mayonnaise they are trying to show that they are not traditional caucasians and are not racists.

She thinks she’s a social justice warrior because she’s a post-mayonnaise white girl.

by phillipmarlowe September 24, 2018

White trash

Micheal Shook

Dude1 :Look at that piece of shit white trash motherfucker living off his girlfriend Dude 2: yeah his name is Micheal Shook heard he doesn't even have custody of his kid .

by Lilbit411 September 27, 2018

Bag O’ White

Irish slang for a bag of cocaine weighing over 2kg.

Come back to me gaff mate, I got a Bag O’ White dat’s waitin’ to be snorted!

by TheIrishKazakh October 6, 2018

white orb

Something that everyone should want, especially to pick up off of the ground and throw into the goal.

"Man, our middies need to go after the white orb, they're just letting the other team have it."

by Royus October 8, 2018

White-winged flufftail

A critically endangered bird. They have white secondary feathers.

I saw white-winged flufftails in Zimbabwe

by AI Goalies May 29, 2018

Speaking white

A phrased used when you want to say “that’s ignorant” or “that’s really stupid”.

Dude 1: “Hey dude, I must’ve slept with like twelve chicks last night... at once. I should’ve tried drugs years ago.”

Dude 2: “come on, dude, quit speaking white.”

by basiqwhitechiq May 29, 2018

boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.

guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

by booty42069 April 24, 2018