if you're from Africa, why are you white?

a thing that Karen Smith would say.

"if you're from Africa, why are you white?" - Karen Smith.

"oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white..." - Gretchen Wieners, the daughter of the man who invented toaster strudel.

by hermione p October 12, 2023

White Asian

A white asian is a person of Asian descent but has the qualities of a stereotypical white person, usually just not meeting the Asian stereotype an example would be that they aren’t intelligent or parties often.

Person 1: Yo did you see Abby’s grade, she totally failed I thought like Asian’s were hella smart or something?
Person 2: Nah she’s a white asian.

by GoldenKetchup0 October 13, 2023

White Pearl

After taking a huge load, she offers to give you a sensual massage for a job well done. While she’s on top of you she cream pies in between your buttcheeks leaving a white pearl in between.

She gave me a white pearl after the best sex she’s ever had!

by JRock1989 October 13, 2023

ayden white

has good hair and rlly hot

damn ayden white is hot
i know right

by obsessedwithtrees October 15, 2023

Straight White Man

Some of the most hated people. They get treated like shit even though straight white men are the people who invented most of everything in the entire world.

Jerry: Dumbass cisgender neurotypical heterosexual white skinned men, i hate them!
Bill Gates (a Straight White Man): Nobody cares

by Lexfunni October 16, 2023

Aging at the speed of white

A phrase to exemplify the bad and slow nature of white people not learning, developing, evolving, or improving. (It could also mean that white people tend to age faster physically)

You need to stop aging at the speed of white you racist POS!

Welp..... society is just aging at the speed of white...

You're not looking so good... aging at the speed of white.

by LingDanc803 October 19, 2023

White Tony

When you work at a place and start acting like Black Tony. Lazy and don't do much work. Always on the phone. Takes time off without any PTO.

Yo yo I'm such at two trains dawg. About to be late. This is White Tony.

by JizzleRizzle October 20, 2023