Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.

You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!

by Bornelius September 22, 2025

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Black baby black

This is Nikka Hu's favorite phrase, since he-she, whatever, likes it only black.

Nikka Hu: "Yes baby, black baby black."

by muhfuhinarthurostercowardbtch September 27, 2025

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sophie black

normally a very pretty brunette with brown eyes to match and is the type of girl to abuse you until you cry and trip up curbs while scrolling on her ipad or phone, overall pretty cool people though. usually has a laugh that’s both contagious as fuck and borderline a cackle more than an actual laugh.

“you see that sophie black girl?”
“yeah she’s drop dead gorgeous but fuck me can she bring you to tears”

by woopaaaaa October 6, 2025

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Black Collar

when your collar is black and you leg is red from kicking. You work at the DACC center to keep your family red. Living off of the school lunch and team meals. Your pretty much a broke fat-ass.

That kid is hella black collar.

by Dalton Shaw October 21, 2025

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