one handed jousting

One handed jousting is the solo act of a male human self-pleasuring though the act of masturbation.

"Bet you were one handed jousting that image of Tanya last night."

by Farfox5 November 7, 2014

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Two pleasure with one pleasure

When a bottom goes on all four sucking the dick of the top while the top finger's the button's sphincter

Julian wanted to do the two pleasure with one pleasure cause he wanted to explore other areas

by Satanic_witchboy May 29, 2019

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One nonce, one noose

A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles

Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.

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The One-arm club

Heheheheheheheh...

Hym "Ha! The One-arm club! Hahahahaha! I like that. Nimona was good! 10/10 would recommend."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

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One Finger Discount

Like the "five finger Discount", meaning to steal or shoplift except you give the shopkeep the middle finger as you walk out the door with the stolen item. A very blatant and uncaring way to steal.

As Brad loaded his pockets with chips and beer from the horrible little bodega, the shop owner started yelling and threatened to call the cops. Brad quickly gave the man the One Finger Discount and jumped in the waiting van and the punks sped away.

by PittpunkFo February 23, 2018

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