Stinky Poo Butt

The most degrading, shameful, demeaning insult a 5 year old could call you on a school playground

"A child called me a Stinky Poo Butt, and I've been crying for weeks"

by Nothingness is in my brain March 21, 2023

k-butt

When the diarrhea is so bad a little foam comes out at the end like brewing a k-cup.

I had really bad diarrhea last knight, I pulled a k-butt.

by Gstsr March 21, 2023

jerky butt

An offensive insult used to motivate your friends when in an argument

“drop her jerky butt!”

by AnonymousEx20 March 21, 2023

Breezy Butt

A breezy butt is a horse who can be a real pain but to be honest they are super lovable. They can also be super goofy and weird.

"Hey Breezy Butt, how are you doing today?" - To a horse.

by B&S horselover/jumper March 23, 2023

Butt-ass early

Really early

We’re gonna have to get up butt-ass early tomorrow

by Assterblaswteer March 26, 2023

Butt Fur

The peach fuzz or hair that grows on your ass cheeks.

My girl: “You got hair on your booty” 😃
Me: “Stop petting my butt fur!” 🤨

by defeatedheroxx March 29, 2023

butt boner

When you take a dookie in a particularly cold environment and the fecal matter freezes on the way out of your rectal cavity, causing you to have a sizeable brown stick protruding from your butt, ergo, a butt boner.

I took a dump in a public restroom in an ice rink and i ended up getting a butt boner

by poopyshit24 April 1, 2023