baby deered

Is when you try to stand up after having great sex and your legs are wobbly and weak

Man i fucked her so good she was baby deered for a couple hours after

by Bobbym209 May 13, 2021

baby gap fist

Term used when informing a person of bite sized proportions threatening to let someone "catch these hands" that ain't no one scared of those baby sized hands (baby gap).

"Ima mess you up!" ... i aint scared of those baby gap fists.

by MiguelFKNlito May 29, 2017

Baby

Social reject demon child. Most evil being in the universe. How do mf's find it cute it vomits and shits everywhere and every place. Disgusting. Cant even be considered a human anymore.

Oh wow that is a baby! how cute!
What did you just say?
*pulls out the 9*

by EatMyBallsLoser November 3, 2021

tequila baby

a generalized term for a baby conceived or born 8-9 months after a drinking excursion. most people who have tequila babies don't realize they're pregnant till several months in, usually after the 3 month mark.

i.e; getting utterly smashed and FUCKED UP on tequila on your honeymoon night and three months after your night of pure debauchery you find out you're pregnant

"so you remember about four months ago when we went drinking in the bahamas?"
"yeah why?"
"well uh... let's just say we're having a tequila baby."

by crankyopossum August 3, 2023

a baby

A baby is a small, tiny child who you always look down upon. There is very often a temptation to step on a child/baby and take their candy.

I will step on a baby

by IDontWannaBeAMovieStar April 14, 2021

baby changbin

The cutest person to ever live

Look it’s baby changbin

by Stray kids stay February 24, 2022

pickled egg baby

a baby born with any number of maladies caused by the fact that the mother is 39 and has spent the last 25 years polluting her eggs with alcohol or other illicit substances.

can you believe Rebekka is pregnant again? than that bitch gonna have a pickled egg baby after all the shit she do.

by jamcam79 March 11, 2024