Cock Blockbuster

A store where you can rent or buy videos of people getting cock blocked. Also known as Letdown Porn

Guy: Dude i went to cock blockbuster last night want to watch a movie?
Ugly Guy: No thanks i'm going to the porn video store to watch actual porn, not almost porn.

by cockblockbusterclerk April 24, 2010

noodle cock

ed no erection. trying to fuck without hard on wet noodling it

screw you noodle cock.

by funny chick February 26, 2009

Tesla Cock Prod

Nikola Tesla was an inventor and a electrical engineer whose theoretical work formed the basis of modern alternating current electric power (AC) systems.

While having sex of any type in any position, one simply inserts a metal object into an electrical socket.

Beth had complained all night about the show, so when we got home, I laid the pipe to her and gave her a "Tesla Cock Prod ". She never came so hard in her life.

Also known as a Edison Reamer.

by ChuckGoldmember October 31, 2008

cock-a-too-poo

Eighties new romantic 'kitchen' group featuring Derek Blunden as the main talent orifice. Hits include 'Too Shammy for Mammy'(a tribute to Al Jolson)and 'Use the Love Thermometer'.

Woooooooooo-aaaah, its Cock-a-Too-Poo!

by ManMachine January 24, 2005

cock-vagina-mixing

putting a cock into a vagina

Jose- These days there are so many assholes who turn anything I say into something gay that I am going to say cock-vagina-mixing so nobody can call me a fag

Tony- Dude you are such a faggot

Which one are you? The vagina.

by Dracomister7 January 15, 2010

cock to twat ratio

A way to describe the ratio of guys to girls in the room. It gives men an indication of their chances of finding a girl to hook up with. (cock to twat for short)

This party is a sausage fest; the cock to twat ratio is like 10 to 1.

by _K_Y March 11, 2011

Kamikazi cock Nazi

A word grouping most comonly used for the biggest queer guy at the party. A person who is so ready to go down on dicks that he would even risk his life.

Guy 1: "Dude, look at the fag in the corner talking to Stephanie."
Guy 2: "That fag with the lip piercing?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, he's a total kamikazi cock nazi!"

by T Boogie 2806 July 7, 2010