Ain't My Baby

Informing another party that a certain object, personality trait, person, dinner bill, bar tab, human baby, etc that does not belong to you OR would like to attempt to distance yourself from.

Waitress: "Thanks for coming in, guys. Here's the bill."

You: 'Ain't my baby". (friend pays the bill)

Doctor: "Congratulations, it's a boy". You: "Ain't my baby."

Cop: "Who's bag of booger sugar?" Kev: "Shit that ain't My Baby.'

by amb69 May 15, 2025

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Baby Doodoo

Shawns Favorite Candy. As in referring blue shark gummies

"What do you want to get?" "Baby Doodoo"

by darealestbaddiebru February 4, 2025

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Baby

Synonyms: hot pocket, and my dearest
1. Your offspring
2. A nickname for a loved one
3. Something you stick in the microwave

Example

1. Ah shit I didn’t mean to have a baby
2. Oh baby I love you
3. Ew I don’t want that bitch, chuck it into the microwave

by Thot master00000001 December 6, 2018

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Baby-Refunder

Noun. A person who claims they would give up their baby for another child they find absolutely perfect.

Example 1: "Kendra is such a baby-refunder. Every time she sees little Freddie she says she would refund Jack to pay for Freddie."
Example 2: Julia was such a baby refunder, always saying she wishes her little boy was more like her neighbors kid.

by CokeHead June 26, 2014

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