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Black jobs

relating to the work done or the people working in a nonskilled or nonprofessional environment, which can be easily overtaken by immigrants. The word insinuates micro-aggression, however, when you are confronted by people who ask what exactly are black jobs, you just answer 'anybody has a job' to avoid awkwardness.
"What exactly are black jobs?!" the black journalist asked.

"Anybody has a job" Trump replied.
by Johnny Seven O.M.A. August 1, 2024
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Black-washing

The act of taking daily showers. Including (but not limited to) washing your hands, arms, legs and feet every day. Washing your hands after using the restroom and before you cook or eat.
She is black-washing before she gets into her clean bed.
by Martha Crewart March 11, 2022
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Black

1. Skin colour
2. The color an emo loves

3. The color of my feces
1. “I have several black friends”- racist guy
2. “My heart and soul is black and i dress in all black”- gerard way 2007
3. I took a black shit. Nah i actually died it black. Just got done having shit sex and making scat porn with my wife.
by Oral Anul November 1, 2021
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Wet Black

A person who has one Mexican parent and one Hispanic parent who came to America illegally. Also, describes a person who shows up to your house unannounced and demands in. Also, this person could think they're entitled to all your food just because you forgot to offer food to them years ago and they refuse to let it go.

Not to be confused with a dry black, a black person who hasn't lotioned in days and they're ashy ass be leaving dust piles all over the place.
"Man, Steve is such a wet black! He came over to my house last night, just waltzed right in and went straight to the fridge and ate all my beans and an entire watermelon in one sitting!"
by RivSab October 22, 2023
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Godspeed You! Black Emporer

Someone misspelling the name of post-rock band Godspeed You! Black Emperor, known mainly for their debut album "F#A#∞" (pronounced F Sharp A Sharp Infinity) off of which the track "East Hastings" (named after East Hastings Street in British Columbia, Canada, generally considered to be a skid row) is to date their only single. However their sophomore album "Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven" is considered by the post-rock community to be their best one. They went on hiatus in 2003 but came back in 2010 releasing 3 albums since then.
Bob: "Hey, have you heard Godspeed You! Black Emporer ?"
Bill: "You mean Godspeed You! Black Emperor ?"
Bob: "Oh."
by Nahnibba April 26, 2020
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good ole black terry

it's a double reach around underneath your legs with no circulation. Like a double stranger reach around stalefish thing.
nothin like a good ole black terry.
by captain kirk November 4, 2013
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Randy Marsh Black Ass kisser

A white person or any other race in essence who ass kisses any kind of African culture based on merits.

-The term is in reference to Fictional South Park character Randy Marsh kissing a African named jesse jacksons ass for using the racial slur Nigger on accident. in the show script; Jesse made sure to get a picture for the local news paper as well!
"Randy Marsh Black Ass kissers giving stipends from reparations to people who manipulate a system to give them something many people in dire need will never see"
by The absolute August 18, 2025
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