leave me and my simps alone

A groupchat full of the most most talented editors (except one or two, you know who you are.) that everyone wants to be

Oh man i wish i was in leave me and my simps alone!

by Pqulss April 15, 2022

does he like me back

no he probably doesn't

its fine we can cry together

Person: Does he like me back?
Person 2: No he's gay.

by Yourmomsbussy May 1, 2022

You gotta be dry humpin me!

Much more impactful, thrilling and hilarious way to say 'You gotta be kidding me!' with umph.

Mary: Hey, John. I stayed over at your friend's house last night but woke up in the middle of the woods on my hands & knees in a pile of dirt with a condom up my butt, but I swear I would never cheat on you.
John: He literally played that camping joke on you? You gotta be dry humpin me!!!

by yougottabedryhumpinme March 13, 2023

I think she likes me

Phrase said by a giga-chad who just got rejected(accepted😏😉) by a female

Aj:Charley wanna go with me to homecoming

Charley: no
Walks away…
Aj:I think she likes me

by CharleyXAjProductions September 14, 2022

lord make me fast and accurate

From the movie Patriot. It's used when you need some luck or to be at your best and fuck some shit up. Often used by religious people but everyone can use it.

Coach:We need a touchdown
Reciever after crossing himself:Lord make me fast and accurate.

by Necrozma Beam May 24, 2020

Source(s): Dude trust me

a meme where the source is dude trust me

sentence example: hey! cats have 34 iq and you are dumber than cats
whats the source?
Source(s): Dude trust me

by Celtics0419 December 16, 2022

Don’t make me your Clydesdale

Don’t make someone haul your emotional BS or your personal problems. Similar to scape goat in a sense.

Girl 1- *unloads a shit ton of whining*
Guy2- don’t make me your Clydesdale, dear… get a therapist or pay me.

by Naphtali6890 May 23, 2022