I am getting head

alright look I know you may be a kid but head means when your sitting down naked and someone sucks on your dick that really it

Jack: why you push me into a chair

ema : maybe you should pull downs your pants
jack: ok?
ema : sit down

jack : okcheez

ema: *give head*
jack: *in head* I AM GETTING HEAD ??

by ⠀⠀⠀⠀ October 19, 2020

can I get a piece

I like you so much that I'm comparing you to a piece of delicious food which I would like to eat. Usually used in reference to sex.

Hey showty, can I get a piece of that fine ass?

by Trixie April 29, 2004

can I hold a dolla

1.(verb)-A term used by a "hood nigga" or "street nigga" to size you up,and or see whats in your pockets and rob you or con there way into always getting a dollar from you when needed or see you ,because there broke and want other peoples money
2.-A term used by a friend or someone to borrow a dollar and will pay you back next time.

hood nigga:"yo can I hold a dolla?"

aquaintance:"a...yea I have a dollar"(guy pulls wallet out)

hood nigga:(takes the guys wallet)

aquaintance:"Hey yo come on man chill please give my wallet back"

hood nigga: "SHUT UP BEFORE I POKE U THE FUCK UP NIGGA!"(hood nigga walks off)

by Stand up guy 7 December 14, 2012

I dont know girls

They got everything to say about nothing, but when asked about something meaningful they don't have anything to talk about.

I dont know girls and usually the girls that look beautiful or the girl you want but they are to retarded to be with.

FOR EXAMPLE:
Do you know about Beoynce's whole career?
IDKGirl: Yes I do and seen all her concerts I know everything about B!!!

What are your goals in life?
IDKGirl: (shrugs shoulder) I don't know (in a lil silly shy girl voice just lookin stupid and childish!!!)

by GodlyCommonSense September 30, 2013

I identify as an attack hellicopter

Being in the closet.

"I identify as an attack hellicopter"

"So you're in the closet?"

"Yeah! I'm pansexual"

by Gay Tic Tac October 30, 2021

I could care less

This means I dont care. If someone takes this phrase in the literal sense, then they will ask you "Do you mean I couldn't care less? However, the speaker of the phrase fully understands the meaning as, I dont care.

Michael: How do you feel about religion?
Paul: I could care less.
Michael:Do you mean you couldn't care less.
Paul:Yes but in the general sense I mean that I dont care.

by Princeoftheheavenlyhosts October 23, 2015

i hate my life

a phrased used after your cell phone dies in the middle of text messaging someone.

Sarah screamed "I hate my life" after her cell phone died in the middle of a text message.

by aviewoflife September 16, 2006