what do you take me for

What sort of person do you think i am?

Go guns blazing?,what do you take me for,an idiot?

by 007 Styx October 28, 2017

lord make me fast and accurate

From the movie Patriot. It's used when you need some luck or to be at your best and fuck some shit up. Often used by religious people but everyone can use it.

Coach:We need a touchdown
Reciever after crossing himself:Lord make me fast and accurate.

by Necrozma Beam May 24, 2020

Do you want me baby?

What a guy says right b4 fucking a horny babe

Wess: Do you want me baby?
Brooke: *moans* y-yes... fuck me!!

by BigCocklover333 October 20, 2020

National Show Me Your Titty

On October 29th your significant other must produce a grade A quality titty picture and send it to you.

National Show Me Your Titty - National Show Me Your Titty Day so pay up
A picture must then be sent to you by your significant other.

by National Show Me Your Titty October 28, 2020

Travis-ty 2 stop me

The name you give your NFL fantasy football team after drafting Travis Kelce of the Kansas City Chiefs.

OMG, he gave him the Stone Cold Stunner! WHAT A TRAVIS-TY!!!

It was a Travis-ty 2 stop me.

by Acelmer87 September 29, 2020

Stay the FUCK away from me.

This is a pop-culture reference from the album "IGOR" by "Tyler, The Creator"

"Stay the FUCK away from me."

by Pansyzz June 23, 2023

You gotta be dry humpin me!

Much more impactful, thrilling and hilarious way to say 'You gotta be kidding me!' with umph.

Mary: Hey, John. I stayed over at your friend's house last night but woke up in the middle of the woods on my hands & knees in a pile of dirt with a condom up my butt, but I swear I would never cheat on you.
John: He literally played that camping joke on you? You gotta be dry humpin me!!!

by yougottabedryhumpinme March 13, 2023