High School Jackel Cracker

A High School Jackel Cracker is usually a white bitch who treats her (yes it’s usually a woman) like a mattress! This woman? Usually hangouts in the janky ass area of the school sucking on her E-Cigarettes whilst drinking alcohol. You are considered a High School Jackel Cracker if you have had sex with 6+ boys.

Yo dude that High School Jackel Cracker is blowing Tommy all the way back to Alabama! Wait...?

by hit by a bus XD May 2, 2019

I ain’t gone High

“ Im not gonna lie or joke ect but I’m high as shit “

I ain’t gone high, but I can’t finish that last blunt I’m done

by KIDD SIKE September 15, 2019

Indian River High School

A wack ass school with no money. Freshmen fuck in the auditorium, there's rats, roaches and Mr. Joppy. The only good thing about the school are the fights, and a few teachers. My boys Jerry and Kyle rock.

"Indian River High School is fucking nasty, did you see all those roaches bro?"

by Theguywiththeflowercrown September 23, 2019

Frederick Douglass High School

A high school in Lexington, KY where despite its shiny looks, is full of violence where you are likely to get stabbed.

I went to Frederick Douglass High School and I got stabbed with a box cutter.

by Jimothy Hill from Idegon October 2, 2017

colne valley high school

a school where the students know more than the teachers

john: hey man our school is just another colne valley high school
bob: at least it isnt colne valley high school

by yellowpurple June 4, 2017

Party hardy and die high

A variation on the classic phrase party hardy/hearty which adds to the fun rhyming with a nod to the stoners who party hard and also get high off their rockers.

Bill: "Tonight we party hardy and die high!"
John:"Hell yeah!!!!" *Cracks open a beer*
Steve *nods in agreement and lights a joint*

by roverted July 15, 2017

High Velocity Shit Spatter

Whenever you are about to shit on yourself and you finally sit on the toilet, the feces then explodes from your asshole. The speed and force from which the shit is ejected causes it to splatter all over the toilet. The thousands of little poop spots that look like freckles on the underneath of the toilet seat are known as shit spatter. It is caused by shit flying out of your butt at such a high speed.

*Husband lifts toilet lid to take a piss..*
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020