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I miss my dog

code used by self conscious men in reference to the fact that they can't keep an erection
"Dude, I miss my dog..." Francis
"Man that sucks..."Francis's only friend
by NIPSS April 30, 2012
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It's not the way you look
It's not the way that you smile
Although there's something to them
It's not the way you have your hair
It's not that certain style
It could be that with you
If I had a photograph of you
It's something to remind me
I wouldn't spend my life just wishing
It's not the make-up
And it's not the way that you dance
It's not the evening sky
It's more the way your eyes
Are laughing as they glance
Across the great divide
If I had a photograph of you
It's something to remind me
I wouldn't spend my life just wishing
It's not the things you say
It's not the things you do
It must be something more
And if I feel this way for so long
Tell me is it all for nothing
Just don't walk out the door
If I had a photograph of you
It's something to remind me
I wouldn't spend my life just wishing

Wishing (If I Had A Photograph)
by Death Menace February 5, 2023
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I walk the line for you

Meaning to risk or sacrifice something for someone you love.
by nononononn January 10, 2020
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I Just Got Scammed

A super shit song that people like
Intro
Auger Rod
Seems pretty nice
Ice collection 10?
Oh hell no!
I know what to do

Verse 1
Off to the hub
I need a rod
But I can't build it up
Levels are stuck
And I don't have the guts
To spend more time
With the ice collection
Spoke with this guy
He seems so nice
He said he likes to craft
He never lies
He will never scam
He'll never mess with his
Reputation
But then
When I gave him all the items
With a straight face
Looked at me
On his island
Oh god no!

Refrain
He kick me out
I dont know how
Did I fell for this?
Happen again
I just got scammed
Hope you get banned

Verse 2
I need some help
This isn't fair
Admins don't care
I got post everywhere
I wish Simon was here
He'll get my gear
It's not sweat that you see
That's a face full of tears
Now let's be frank
Don't understand
It would all be resolved
If I had youtube rank
Man this isn't a joke
I'm not trying to laugh
They get treated like gods
By the Hypixel staff
Even if I had
All the proof I need
In 4k
Noone cares
Noone looks at me
I am so upset!

Refrain
He kick me out
I dont know how
Did I fell for this?
Happen again
I just got scammed
Hope you get banned
by FluencyXYZ May 17, 2020
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I couldn't care less

The correct version of i could care less. Something to say when you really don't care about something/someone.
person 1: My phone died :(
person 2: I could really care less.
person 1: No! its "i couldn't care less", if you're going to not care, at least do it right!

person 2: i don't care.
by tenyaiida July 8, 2020
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I wanna vote on shitt

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by ismokecrackcocaine July 9, 2020
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I wish a nigga would!!

I dare you to...
Keep it up and you're gonna get your ass kicked.

Shit..... "I wish a nigga would!!"
by Eric Sheps September 16, 2020
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