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bumping one off

The act of touching oneself in private places to excite in an effort to achieve climax, or to orgasm. The act is completed when one achieves their orgasm.
Also known as the action of masturbating.

It can be used to describe the process concerning either gender.
Example 1:

Jill: Ew did Tim just bump one off in your bathroom?

Beth: Yeah I think he did - don't go in there.


Example 2:

Guy outside bathroom: Are you done in there? I need to use the bathroom.

Guy in bathroom: Leave me alone, I'm bumping one off!
by FalconFlight April 22, 2009
mugGet the bumping one offmug.

This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen

When you accidentally send an 8 year old boy into space with a paedophile.
Narrator: A spokesman said "This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen"
mugGet the This is the one thing we did'nt want to happenmug.

one-womanizer

A man who constantly pursues a flirts with one (and only one) woman. Like a monogamous Don Juan.
Did you see that guy staring at his wife and ignoring the cheerleaders? What a one-womanizer!
by Rewsky September 22, 2016
mugGet the one-womanizermug.

One Bag

Has a secret meaning, ask a friend to find it out
by Erin-Sofia October 10, 2021
mugGet the One Bagmug.

Cee-One

ohh cee-one is just that guy

cee-one7 on snap✌🏾
by MR.TMG November 8, 2021
mugGet the Cee-Onemug.

The long ones

The long ones are the ones that are longer than the short ones.
"Those are the long ones, and those are the short ones."
by Spidermin February 5, 2017
mugGet the The long onesmug.

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