Shifted off

Shifted off ; is when you fuck up or ruin the climax of your master plan.
I was so totally shifted off when ineeded a screenshot with the time and drop down, I was so excited, I was three finger swiping to fast, so the screenshot command didn't recognize/register.
by Bryn Benn April 24, 2020
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Shifted off

Shifted off ; is when you fuck up or ruin the climax of your master plan.
I so totally shifted off when ineeded a screenshot with the time and drop down, I was so excited, I was three finger swiping to fast, so the screenshot command didn't recognize/register.
by Bryn Benn April 24, 2020
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Attacking off the back

That shit cyclist in the club that always gets dropped on group rides.
They're so shit they're 'attacking off the back'
by lloydyno1 January 22, 2017
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Pogging Off

Interviewer: What do you like to do to past time?
You: I like Pogging off when i'm not playing Fall Guys.
by infamousquiett November 16, 2021
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Nicking off

Masturbating in a public place (also, ‘nicking himself off’)
That filthy prick! He’s nicking off behind the sheds!
by FaaastEddie January 23, 2022
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Nicking off

Masturbating in a public place (also ‘Nicking himself off’)
That filthy prick was nicking off behind the sheds when the groundskeeper caught him.
by FaaastEddie January 23, 2022
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jerking off nathaniel style

Jerking Off Nathaniel Style refers to jerking off but like a Nathaniel. To Jerk Off Nathaniel Style, you must have vinegar and Mountain Dew, preferably LiveWire flavored. Then, you wanna put both items in a bag and stick your dick inside. Then, you go on as if you were jerking off normally, only you cum in the Mountain Dew vinegar filled bag instead.
David wanted to jerk off, like he always does. But he was bored of the usual ways of using a fleshlight and his hands. He had heard from his classmates about jerking off nathaniel style and wanted to try it out. He went to his gas station to get some Mountain Dew and went back home for the vinegar. He took the objects he needed into a secluded alleyway and proceeded with the J.O.N.S. In the middle of his jerk off session (nathaniel style), a car with strobing lights on the top passed by. David has epilepsy and proceeded to seize and foam out the mouth. David was found dead 3 weeks later because no one gives a fuck about David.
by dajinco January 12, 2025
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