Akin to the Sandy Pelican, the dirty dodo is reserved for the male undead, when one arises naked from the earth to immediately copulate with a living female using his soil-covered phallus. Dirty, because obviously he is inherently dirty and dodo, because like the dodo, the undead are no longer living.
Note: Because this is a baller sexual move, it precludes it from any association with the Twilight series.
Note: Because this is a baller sexual move, it precludes it from any association with the Twilight series.
When Bill arose from the protective confines of his makeshift grave, he stripped Sooki of her clothes and injected her with his Dirty Dodo.
by Money in the Banana Stand May 3, 2011

The sometimes soiled filthy vagina of girls who "get around". These girls can be seen trying to wrangle any willing guy to share their stds with. If lucky a guy can possibly land a dirty jelly krimpet which is the same said girls however experiencing their friend flo/time of the month. Smart men avoid girls with dirty krimpets.
by Krimpet lover September 15, 2017


by Suckatit man May 17, 2018

To suck a chinchin while you scream you are in love with Obama cuz you love boys, so I need to ask u, why ru gae?, anyway you are awesome, bestie.
by Trecofsky_Diane September 21, 2021

That 80's Mustache Covered covered in blow and often used for mustache rides by co-eds with daddy issues.
by Jmgeneious January 11, 2019
