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Dirty Dodo

Akin to the Sandy Pelican, the dirty dodo is reserved for the male undead, when one arises naked from the earth to immediately copulate with a living female using his soil-covered phallus. Dirty, because obviously he is inherently dirty and dodo, because like the dodo, the undead are no longer living.

Note: Because this is a baller sexual move, it precludes it from any association with the Twilight series.
When Bill arose from the protective confines of his makeshift grave, he stripped Sooki of her clothes and injected her with his Dirty Dodo.
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dirty krimpet

The sometimes soiled filthy vagina of girls who "get around". These girls can be seen trying to wrangle any willing guy to share their stds with. If lucky a guy can possibly land a dirty jelly krimpet which is the same said girls however experiencing their friend flo/time of the month. Smart men avoid girls with dirty krimpets.
Hey Johnny don't hook up with her, I've heard she's got a dirty krimpet!
by Krimpet lover September 15, 2017
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dirty shyra

Damn, that’s one dirty Shyra
by loveonme69 March 30, 2020
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The Dirty Flats

Shit son, he hella dangerous. He from the dirty flats!
by FFFinest November 3, 2011
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Dirty Dick

A dirty dick showered with cum or other substances
Well that was great Hannah but now I have dirty dick
by Suckatit man May 17, 2018
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dirty marcio

To suck a chinchin while you scream you are in love with Obama cuz you love boys, so I need to ask u, why ru gae?, anyway you are awesome, bestie.
Last week Mattew and I were having a dirty marcio like never before.
by Trecofsky_Diane September 21, 2021
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Dirty-Duster

That 80's Mustache Covered covered in blow and often used for mustache rides by co-eds with daddy issues.
Look at that dirty-duster on TJ's face, He Looks like Porn Stache from Orange Is The New Black.
by Jmgeneious January 11, 2019
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