Butts Talking

Loudly expelling putrid smelling gas from the depths of one’s bowels in the company of others.

Doug: Hey man, you ready to go play some cards?

Alexander: Sure just don't sit by me though.

Doug: Why?

Alexander: (FFFRRRVVVVRRRTTTTTT) cause my Butts Talking loud and proud tonight.

Doug: Jesus, what did you eat?

Alexander: bean burrito, side of beans, brussel sprouts and broccoli.

by Joey BeefBuicker September 2, 2011

Butt Furr

A polite way of referring to the hair on your ass. Possibly a pet name.

-He has so much butt furr it's like he has his own padded toilet seat.

-Don't be ashamed, I like your butt furr, honey.

by KronKyrios September 8, 2011

Butt Heave

One who acts with purposeful malice to another. An undesirable person.

"Did you hear what the boss just said about us being lazy, what a butt heave."

by Jahedg September 20, 2011

Butt Squared

When something really sucks

Boss: "Carl, can you manually enter these 6,000 documents into the computer in the next 30 minutes?"

Carl: "Butt Squared."

by Benbunny September 20, 2011

butt er cup

it’s a me, Mario

XD: woah it’s butt(er) cup
that’s the meaning of butt er cup

by buttercupHELP November 24, 2021

butt sorcerer

someone who has enchanted soo many butts that they simply cant get away from the act of ass related sorcery.

mr asslacazam seems to really be into booty magic.

yeah hes an infamous butt sorcerer.

by anonymous November 24, 2021

The council of butt tables

The council of butt tables are the original founders of chairs but why not call them chairs?... cuz its boring and the council was one of the most powerful people on Earth and Neptune, one of the council members went ahead and made and country and when returned to the original council they went ahead and made the 7 world wonders and before passing away they made the pyramids to meet since their ancient power could let them travel anywhere at anytime of the day.

"Who are they?"
"They are the ones that control the world with the council of butt tables"

by Weed Smoker Chicken King November 23, 2021