Oh Look, A Butterfly Syndrome

Oh Look, A Butterfly Syndrome, or OLABS. It means that you have an extremely short span of attention, and frequently break off in mid-sentence to say something random.

B: "I Can't believe you're moving!"
C: "Yeah, we're moving to Prineville this... Oh hi Bob!"
B: "You totally have, Oh Look, A Butterfly Syndrome."

by Cheyana March 7, 2008

Dry Diaper Syndrome

Condition resulting from consuming a large meal and then siting down to watch TV. Sometimes shortend to just 'Dry Diaper'
Full belly, Dry diaper, nap time.

Comes from feeding a baby and then puting them down for a nap in a fresh dry diaper.

M2: oh man, that was a good meal, now I've got Dry Diaper Syndrome.

by Socata September 7, 2007

white boy syndrome

A brown girl who grew up in the West with western schooling, western outlook but brown conservative parents and an eastern sub community . She is confused about her life choices because she is perpetually exposed to western values and all she can do is live by her eastern upbringing. As an adult she seeks the same thing. A charming, cute, funny white boy and she looks for him in brown men because only they can have the parents blessings. All she seeks is the cute white guy in a brown skin.

My cousin in the US is not yet married because she does not find brown guys interesting, funny or intellectual. I think she is suffers from white boy syndrome. She keeps comparing every guy to her last two boyfriends - Jack and Michael.

by Chutzpah88 November 1, 2020

Catholic Uniform Patrol Syndrome

Catholic school teachers who abuse their power over Catholic school uniform/ free dress codes and behavior policies which were probably created in the Middle Ages. The teachers are usually middle-aged and hypocrites because they break the rules themselves. They hate uniqueness and want you to be like clones of each other. They hate emos, thrashers, punks, scene, ravers, or anybody awesome. They love posers, goody-two-shoes, and snitches. They are prepared for people who come with painted nails, makeup, or "inappropriate" clothes. Their goal is to brainwash awesome people to turn into posers, goody-two-shoes, and snitches.

(At a Catholic School, on the playground)
Teacher:(has dyed hair) Dying your hair is a sin! Detention!!!!
Girl:(WTF?)
Teacher: And no makeup!!!
Girl:But...
Teacher:No talking back to me! Detention!!!(Boy passes by, has pierced ears)BOYS CANNOT WEAR EARRINGS!!!!!!! DETENTION!!
Girl:What's her deal?
Boy: She has Catholic Uniform Patrol Syndrome.

by MariskaBarrios December 26, 2010

Marijuana Deficiency Syndrome (MDS)

MDS is a severe neurophysical and behavioral disorder characterized by a lack of marijuana in one's system. Victims of MDS exhibit a tendency to buzzkill, harsh on good times, and induce downer vibes. MDS is treatable, but not curable.

The Federal Government's raid on Oaksterdam University suggest that Obama may be suffering from Marijuana Deficiency Syndrome (MDS).

by Fred Quick October 18, 2012

Seven Evil Exes Syndrome

A condition a person acquires when he/she has had several terrible past relationships that have left them with severe emotional baggage. Because of this, any person that enters into a relationship with a person afflicted with SEES in the future must work through, or "fight", each issue caused by each ex before the two of them can be in a healthy partnership.

There do not necessarily have to be seven exes for SEES to apply. This condition could appear with as few as one ex, if the ex was especially terrible.

Based on the circumstances in "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World"

My boyfriend's been cheated on so many times that he has a hard time trusting anyone. I think those bitches he was with before gave him Seven Evil Exes Syndrome...

by LedChelsea September 10, 2011

PDS (Personal DJ Syndrome)

While going through a difficult break-up, the feeling of bewilderment associated with thinking that every song on the radio is specifically aimed at your situation.

"How are you doing?"

"Johnny and I just broke up and I swear that every song I hear reminds me of him."

"Don't worry. It's just PDS (Personal DJ Syndrome)."

by Anonymous54321 October 14, 2008