Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

doggy poop butt

You bring your dog out for a walk and come back inside, where, lo and behold, there’s a huge poopy stuck to the dog’s ass that never came off outside. You can’t take it off with dabbing with a paper towel. You gotta shower off that dog butt. How fun is that?!

Oh no, my dog has doggy poop butt after the walk today. What the hell am I gonna do. It smells so bad. Aaargh! Puke puke.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Butty butt

Chocolate buttons aka butty butts

"Aww I really fancy a butty butt"

by Hanzo's fleshlight March 10, 2023

Boston Butt Cream

When you take two large Juno hot dogs at a Red Sox game wrap completely in cotton candy then stick all the way in a girls asshole, make sure you have at least one person covered head to toe in cream cheese watching you.

Yo who wants to partake in a Boston butt cream and the Red Sox game tn?

by Bostonbuttcream69 March 11, 2023

Pocketty butt

Old Southern U.S. slang regarding the dimpled derriere of anyone being insulted. The butt can be either large or small, curvey or flat. And it has even been used on children who are a nuisance.

For adults: "Yo, Ho, why don't you just shake that pocketty butt (or tail) of yours on over to someone else's place in that too tight skirt. People are trying to eat here." For kids "You better get that pocketty butt on home to your mama and out of my plum tree before I take it off you."

by Crazi Oma March 11, 2023

butt

Someone who behaves like a butt.

You are a butt.

by bixxy March 12, 2023

butt lock

A butt locker is a thing a person can do to another person, for their own personal reasons. Butt locks often happen in changing rooms of any gender, as it requires 3+ people to do it, and can only happen when all have a bare butt out.

If you wanna do a butt lock you need gorilla glue, and a person not aware of the situation outside the room.
You just simply put gorilla glue on your butt together with another person, then you wait until it's completely hardened.
After you have done all this you call the unaware person and ask for help, and watch them break down when they realize what you did.

Jennifer butt locked Sarah again, this time in her own bathroom, and without any other people around :)

by Crinmip4 March 13, 2023