Butts Talking

Loudly expelling putrid smelling gas from the depths of one’s bowels in the company of others.

Doug: Hey man, you ready to go play some cards?

Alexander: Sure just don't sit by me though.

Doug: Why?

Alexander: (FFFRRRVVVVRRRTTTTTT) cause my Butts Talking loud and proud tonight.

Doug: Jesus, what did you eat?

Alexander: bean burrito, side of beans, brussel sprouts and broccoli.

by Joey BeefBuicker September 2, 2011

Butt Furr

A polite way of referring to the hair on your ass. Possibly a pet name.

-He has so much butt furr it's like he has his own padded toilet seat.

-Don't be ashamed, I like your butt furr, honey.

by KronKyrios September 8, 2011

Butt Heave

One who acts with purposeful malice to another. An undesirable person.

"Did you hear what the boss just said about us being lazy, what a butt heave."

by Jahedg September 20, 2011

Butt Squared

When something really sucks

Boss: "Carl, can you manually enter these 6,000 documents into the computer in the next 30 minutes?"

Carl: "Butt Squared."

by Benbunny September 20, 2011

Butt wagoon

A ridiculous sized booty.

When the booty has a caravan of cheeks.

OMG shorty got a butt wagoon.
The women in these apartments have butt wagoons.

by Jessethatrackstar January 17, 2023

Wisconsin Butt Plug

When you eat too much cheese and get constipated

"Dude, eating at that fondue place really gave me a Wisconsin Butt Plug."

by MDooles11 January 19, 2023

Butt sex

What I did your mom last night

I butt sexed your mother

by IncepSean January 20, 2023