Typical Cock Knob

Used to describe a person who is worse than both a "Cock" and a "Knob". Someone who more like the offspring of a cock and a knob, if it were possible for one to mate with the other.

Person A: Man, that dude just told my supervisor it was me who broke the TV, he knows I'll lose my job over it.

Person B: What a typical cock knob.

by BH7 February 22, 2011

cock sucker hat

A Gatsby hat. Also known as a cheese cutter hat.

That man has a cock sucker hat on

by Awzum December 25, 2022

big cock energy

An alternative to Big Dick Energy.

I gots to have that big cock energy to make sweet love to all these lucky ladies at the club tonight!

by PartyMonkey2000 January 2, 2023

Cock and Ball torture

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by Gay-fruit-loop October 23, 2019

Big Ol Cock

A man says they have this but they really don’t. Typically they pack less then 3 inches.

I got a big ol cock. (which is false)

by lil spach November 30, 2021

Hoof Cock

A penis from which a toe nail is growing.

Ew, gross trim your hoof cock.

by Step-Sister fister November 16, 2010

Cock wipe

The action carried out by IT professionals when pacing around the office, it is often followed up by a 'finger smell'

Andrew "what are you doing?"
Jake "Smelling my fingers after a quick cock wipe"

by Squash Player May 11, 2010