Butts Talking

Loudly expelling putrid smelling gas from the depths of one’s bowels in the company of others.

Doug: Hey man, you ready to go play some cards?

Alexander: Sure just don't sit by me though.

Doug: Why?

Alexander: (FFFRRRVVVVRRRTTTTTT) cause my Butts Talking loud and proud tonight.

Doug: Jesus, what did you eat?

Alexander: bean burrito, side of beans, brussel sprouts and broccoli.

by Joey BeefBuicker September 2, 2011

Butt Furr

A polite way of referring to the hair on your ass. Possibly a pet name.

-He has so much butt furr it's like he has his own padded toilet seat.

-Don't be ashamed, I like your butt furr, honey.

by KronKyrios September 8, 2011

Butt Heave

One who acts with purposeful malice to another. An undesirable person.

"Did you hear what the boss just said about us being lazy, what a butt heave."

by Jahedg September 20, 2011

Butt Squared

When something really sucks

Boss: "Carl, can you manually enter these 6,000 documents into the computer in the next 30 minutes?"

Carl: "Butt Squared."

by Benbunny September 20, 2011

hairy butt hole

when you wipe your butt hole and the hairs have shit on them and shit gets on your hand

wow angus has a hairy butt hole

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

Butt Munch

The act of ingesting a pill orally and inserting a pill rectally simultaneously.

Who's up for a butt munch?
I'm gonna butt munch tonight!

by Spelkyra November 18, 2018

butt slut

When you have anal sexual intercourse, or sodomize someone anally.

Doing the ol' butt slut.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018