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Black jobs

relating to the work done or the people working in a nonskilled or nonprofessional environment, which can be easily acquired by immigrants with no education. The word insinuates micro-aggression, however, when you are confronted by people who ask what exactly are black jobs, you just answer 'anybody has a job' to avoid awkwardness.
"What exactly are black jobs?!" the black journalist asked.
"Anybody has a job," Trump replied.
by Johnny Seven O.M.A. August 1, 2024
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yaphetkotto black

wes snipes is yaphetkotto black
by tacopete January 14, 2010
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black flip

when you find out your tinder date is a negro and you just flip yo shit
dude, I went into Samantha's dorm and black flipped straight back to 3rd grade
by not a racist ;) May 11, 2018
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Black book

The "black book" is where someone would shit into a book and slam it closed making shit fly everywhere
P1: why is there shit everywhere

P2: I did the "black book"
by BluBalls January 18, 2021
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National suck a black dick day

A national day( falls on November 26th)to get on your knees and swallow a glizzy
Bae pull it out its 11/26 national suck a black dick day
by Sir I'm Him November 26, 2022
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Black

When u black u black..
When u die..black

When u sick..black
When you cold..black

But explain this
When a white person is sick dead or cold, they are every color of the rainbow

So how tf can you call blacks colored people
by Bubblegumsam November 7, 2018
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Black Panther Film

Originally intended to be a fairy tail wonderland similar to Cinderella or HogWarts but specially made with Blacks, to the Blacks, for Blacks, by some Disney Jews.

Studies have shown most Blacks interpreted the fictional film as an informative documentary showcasing “black excellence” and “black history”. Further study revealed that roughly 7 in 10 Black survey respondents were at least “highly confident” the city of Wakanda was in fact an unincorporated suburban district located somewhere in the Atlanta metro area.

Scholars have long debated how to break it to the Blacks that the Film is indeed entirely fiction, and was never meant to be the foundation on which to build all “black power, black pride, and black self-importance”.

The NAACP has stated: “While white “allies” are encouraged to view the film routinely until they learn somethin’ .. be mindful while viewing to “know your place”, “stay in yo lane”, and “only speak to acknowledge and affirm the black excellence seated next to you, size’in you up, talking loudly and brilliantly through the whole movie, or twerking on vehicles in the parking lot outside the mall.
40 yo White guy: “Hey kids, wanna go see that Black Panther Film tonight?!”

Tween Daughter: “ew no.. Srsly dad wut the fuk?!”

White guy: “Come onn kids.. my treat!”

Tween Daughter: “fine, but when my baby daddy get out next week, he movin’ in here and maybe trappin’ out the house for a minute, feel me? he gotta get on his feet, support me and forget about his other baby mommas mess n’shit”

White guy: “Ok sweetiee! Wakanda forevvv-

White wife: “You’re lucky I’m in a good mood.. I can’t find my meth pipe so I shoved a couple crack rocks in my coochie teehee”

White guy: “Last one to the Subaru is a rotten egg!!”
by DixonUranus January 22, 2024
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