A man of great stature whose genitalia it so small it can only be compared to a baby carrot henceforth Baby Carrot = a man with a dong that ain't so long.
Tatiana: When is Baby Carrot showing up?
Mickey: Apparently he's still at home trying to "please" the wife...
Tatiana: Oh god, we're going to be waiting here forever!!!
Mickey: Apparently he's still at home trying to "please" the wife...
Tatiana: Oh god, we're going to be waiting here forever!!!
by Scrappydappy June 30, 2019
Get the Baby Carrotmug. When the sperm donor who was present and unhesitatingly participated in the boogering of eachother that caused the eggo to become prego; dips in and out whenever he feels the want and/or need regardless of your wishes which causes you to lose you're mind more and more each time he comes around saying "love"this, talking "family" that, which happens on repeat until either you or him dies.
*Note: Child(ren) becoming adult(s) living own lives does not and will not ever relieve symptoms caused from Baby daddy batty.
Opposite of Baby mama drama
*Note: Child(ren) becoming adult(s) living own lives does not and will not ever relieve symptoms caused from Baby daddy batty.
Opposite of Baby mama drama
Baby moms: "I can't stand my baby's dad, he dont ever get me this upset that I be acting up this crazy like"
Baby moms homegirl(aka "auntie"): " You're probably going loco cabeza coo coo bonkers or how they say baby daddy batty cuz of him and his b.s. Mmhhmm."
Baby moms homegirl(aka "auntie"): " You're probably going loco cabeza coo coo bonkers or how they say baby daddy batty cuz of him and his b.s. Mmhhmm."
by MackMacksMama June 30, 2023
Get the Baby daddy battymug. A Trump loving troglodyte that is devoid of facts. When presented with facts they deflect and never answer the original question. The generally also clam the fuck up because they can't answer a simple question without destroying their cultish ideals.
by Draksar October 13, 2025
Get the Soft shelled baby back bitchmug. by Temsoul November 7, 2021
Get the Babies foammug. Baby man that has been cottled by his mama for too long, now he has an unrealistic view of life. Wants to be taken care of by a strong woman because he sits home and plays games all day while his girl goes to work
Ryan has king baby syndrome, he thinks the world is rainbows and fairytales. Someone please tell Ryan to get off his high horse and get a J O B
by Aimee718 December 27, 2024
Get the King baby syndromemug. Gay little naenae baby is often used as a joke but can be used as an insult when wanting it to be an insult
Also wtf did you search this on urban dictionary?🤔
Also wtf did you search this on urban dictionary?🤔
by Randomtomato21 March 18, 2022
Get the gay little naenae babymug. Jillian is such a Cola baby! Grace doesn’t know about cola baby, Shes not part of the club. Cola baby PLEASE.
by colababygrace May 20, 2021
Get the Cola baby!mug.