Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III

Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III

Is the coolest person you can ever know and a long name means big sword energy

Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III is so awesome. Just look at how Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III handles himself.

by Heat death fire cannon November 14, 2023

E. coli Pie

Performing Analingus or eating your lady out while she farts in your face.

Jeff had a good helping of E. coli Pie last night. Lanie was a little tipsy when they got home after a wedding and felt frisky. Jeff went down on her and when he was down there she farted in his face. Jeff said "The booty was fruity but it smelled like E. coli Pie."

by Stanley Poon May 28, 2024

Georges St. Pierre

The original MMA Sex Icon. Ironically, he's a sweet and loving, down to earth guy. It's hard to break that genuine interior and make your wildest fantasies come true. You don't stand a chance with Georges, you might as well not even try, because he won't let you have your way, it's him who does the choosing. He's very reserved but when you get to know him, he's actually a very crazy, funny, and cool guy. Actually, Crazy, Sexy, Cool, describes him very well.

Georges St. Pierre can be so mysterious sometimes, what a turn on!

by Lala the Goat June 12, 2024

The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen

That is why you're doing it.

Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2024

« Oups pardon, je t’ai marché sur le pied

« Oops sorry, I stepped on your foot »
Best line to pick up a french guy when you have 0 inspiration but still wanna engage a conversation.

I wanted to find a way to talk to that guy I like, so I stepped on his foot and said « Oups pardon, je t’ai marché sur le pied »

by MG_Lamic August 16, 2018

SUGA HONEY orange peach throw with a side of corndog that was thrown up PIE

it is a pie made of suga the one ya mama gave ya honey and orange peach throw up corndog

this is a disgusting SUGA HONEY orange peach throw with a side of corndog that was thrown up PIE

by pizza is gooder December 10, 2018

Speak now, or forever hold your piece

Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.

In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.

by QuacksO January 6, 2022