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Cold one

by MAFRACAMA February 15, 2025
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One Week Washer

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.
Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!

Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.

Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!
by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012
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The Next One

Oh! Right! That last one wasn't supposed to be the next one but I forgot. Parental Dictatorship! One thing you hear a lot is "The had to steal because the needed to feed their family"
Hym "See, this was supposed to be the next one before the alien one but I forgot and then I fell into a convenient rejoinder to this one and here we are. Parental Dictatorship! All of the immoral things are justified if it's done in the name of programming the people I have unquestionable dominion over! And my NEED to have dominion over THEM... Requires me to have dominion over YOU... Which means I need to YOU to cede control of your own behavior... To ME... Because I need to feel as though you are sufficiently under control... And if I DON'T... Well, then I need to find a way to MAKE YOU DEMONSTRATE PERFORMATIVELY that you are willing to allow me to control your behavior to some extent... Because if I'm not in comtrol of you... YOU AREN'T GOING TO CONTROL YOU RIGHT! Parental Dictatorship! It's why when Russell Brand (allegedly) rapes little girls it's 'bound to happen' but when people being kept in an artificial state of poverty do it they need to be 'given hell' by a sniveling, whiney, crybaby bitch of a gomer. He's rich and famous! Why would he NOT think he's just gets to do whatever he wants? And he's a parent now! So, he's redeemed. Redemption by way of a women shitting out a fuck-trophy for him. He's been anointed by the priestess and is, therefore, ome of the chosen."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2023
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One Direction

One direction the boyband who promised to come back after a short hiatus break and people are still waiting 5 years later. But Zayn, Louis, Niall, Liam and Harry are doing a pretty good job with their personal careers.
Do you love One Direction?
Yes they taught me what a really good and deserved break is.
by @unfuckwitableZj on twitter :) February 6, 2021
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One Wessen meal

Noun: A monthly meal that comprises of rice, chicken, caslaw salad, soup and beetrud. The meal is usually consumed on Wednesdays by corporations or companies and is eaten 4 times a month.
You will pay one Wessen meal for me.

-meaning that the person will pay for a month's worth of Wessen meal (4) for that person
by Howard Payne February 15, 2025
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One percenter

One percenter can sometimes mean the one percent of the population that takes up new technology first.
People who line up for days to buy the latest iPhone before everyone else gets it are one percenters, not because they are the one percent richest or the one percent most intelligent but because they have a constant need to feel special or exclusive.
My neighbor just installed a Tesla Wall. It will take him 150 years to pay it back in power savings but I guess being a one percenter is priceless.
by anonymous July 27, 2021
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Tall One

A tall one is when you jerk off while lying down and your cum comes out in a tall stream usually landing on your forehead, shoulder or if your lucky, in your mouth.
Man I was jerking last night and busted a tall one, it landed on the fucking ceiling!
by Daily Jew December 2, 2018
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