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captionese

when a statement resembles anime cations
person1:I wanna hit the restroom.
person2:Thats so captionese
by uusaid January 2, 2024
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Capaledis Boykizier

Cap; (Capaledis Boykizier) Is a hominid primate which lies in the habitats of Humans (Homo Sapien Sapien) Caps usually inhabbit the darkest and lowest areas of the habitats of Humans, and they usually steal and use their electronics to spread misinformation and propaganda, Caps appear as a retarded black person who is in the shape of a dumb looking 10 year old human, and have intelligence rivaling the Crow (Genus Corvid) Caps are widely considered pests as they tend to make Human children stoop down to simmilar intelligence as the cap.
Example: “your acting really messed up you must be infected by the Capaledis Boykizer” filler filler filler idk man it keeps saying should include the word being defined this is literally it being defined how long does this have to be so it’s accepted Cap; (Capaledis Boykizier) Is a hominid primate which lies in the habitats of Humans (Homo Sapien Sapien) Caps usually inhabbit the darkest and lowest areas of the habitats of Humans, and they usually steal and use their electronics to spread misinformation and propaganda, Caps appear as a retarded black person who is in the shape of a dumb looking 10 year old human, and have intelligence rivaling the Crow (Genus Corvid) Caps are widely considered pests as they tend to make Human children stoop down to simmilar intelligence as the cap.
by Capleds6 January 4, 2024
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capricornucopia

a goat and cornucopia hybrid symbolic of being great and eating good.
man I'm about to kill it this year, I'm about to reach capricornucopia status.
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capatorious

no capatorious
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capitalist

A member of a belief system, whose sole commandment is the collection and idolization of personal wealth, usually but not limited to the form of US dollars. Capitalists believe that the right to increase one's wealth, and purchase any type of item, is sacred and highly offensive to infringe upon. Capitalism is also the highly complex social phenomenon that spawns from this initial mindset.

Capitalism's most prominent appearance is as the state religion of the United States and its satellites. Although strictly enforced by intelligence agencies, any form of major upset against the system is highly unlikely. Technically, the US constitution forbids state religion, which could make its enforcement illegal, however, the vast majority of the human population does not classify capitalism as a religion.
"Did you hear that NASA's delaying the moon mission again?"

"Can't expect much from 'em. It's a capitalist agency. They're getting paid to work on it, not to launch it."
by THE Torin January 11, 2024
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capitalist

A member of a belief system, whose sole commandment is the collection and idolization of personal wealth, usually but not limited to the form of US dollars. Capitalists believe that the right to increase one's wealth, and purchase any type of item, is sacred and highly offensive to infringe upon. Capitalism is also the highly complex social phenomenon that spawns from this initial mindset.

Capitalism's most prominent appearance is as the state religion of the United States and its satellites. Although strictly enforced by intelligence agencies, any form of major upset against the system is highly unlikely. Technically, the US constitution forbids state religion, which could make its enforcement illegal, however, the vast majority of the human population does not classify capitalism as a religion.
"Did you hear that NASA's delaying the moon mission again?"

"Can't expect much from 'em. It's a capitalist agency. They're getting paid to work on it, not to launch it."
by THE Torin January 11, 2024
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Caprocrastinate

A procrastinating Capricorn. Same as procrastinating just not as bad if it’s done by a Capricorn.
Caprocrastinate because it is better than procrastination
by Andwordz$$ January 19, 2024
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