Hussing one off

Masturbating in a fast and noisy fashion while grunting frequently.

James: Lucas, you have been in the bathroom for 2 hours! Why are you grunting so loud?

Lucas: I'm hussing one off! AAAHHHHHH *Splooges everywhere*

by terk! March 03, 2024

number one

supporter of the most beautiful woman on the planet Roseanne Park (rosè)

Ellie: omg i love rosè she’s so amazing!!

Lucy: ahh so ur a number one?! me too :))

by lucyinfinityx December 08, 2024

Number One

A descriptor of someone of great importance or just an amazing person.

"Yeah, Stefan Karl is the real number one!"

by Sparkythedef October 03, 2018

number one

number one also know as 1 it is the 3rd letter of the food chain

how you count

tow,three,number one, five, eight

by jimmy boing boing May 28, 2024

Number one

We are number one.

We are number one.
***Meme intensifies***

by The Real Robbie Rotten February 22, 2019

one eyed wiggling welshman

Another slang word for a man's penis.

The drunk guy showed his one eyed wiggling Welshman to the crowd.

by BlueJockeys January 05, 2016

Topher one

When two people take a shit into the same toilet

Hey meeester I think you shit on top my my shit now it won’t flush cuz you gave it a topher one

by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022