shit maker

somone who has more than 2 shits a day

peter you "SHIT MAKER" thats the 4th shit today

by michael bunting September 14, 2007

SHIT CHANGE

Variation of the term "short change". Refers to smaller denominations of coins (dimes, nickels, pennies) given as change from a store clerk/gas station attendant/vendor in leiu of larger coins (quarters, dimes). Resulting in more loose change in your pocket or purse and the inability to use said change in coin operated machines (parking meters, gum ball machines, laundromats etc.)

MAN 1: "Dude, you got 2 quarters for five dimes? Habib shit changed me on the soda I bought and I got to feed the meter."

MAN 2: "What the fuck am I gonna do with five dimes?!!! Why didn't you tell the camel jockey you needed quarters?"

MAN 1: "I did, but all I heard was 'derka derka derka, mohammed jihad, Please come again.'"

by BamBam919201 September 27, 2007

shit-stain

When some one takes a shit and leaves doo doo marks on their underwear or on the inside of their toliet

when mark got done taking a shit there was shit-stain marks on his underwear

by mr munchies February 21, 2009

shit the bed

Phrase to express shock, amazement, or disappointment; made famous by a guy that looked like a mole and had breath that smelled like shit.

Upon learning that his mobile home had fallen off the cinder blocks holding it up, Joe exclaimed, "Awwww, shit the bed!"

by Osselroid February 14, 2017

Cold Shit

When you are on the toilet but the toilet seat is colder than your butt.

"Dude i was taking a cold shit and I couldn't even touch the toilet."

"Yesterday my friend took a cold shit and his ass stuck to the toilet."

"As soon as i put my ass down i jumped off the toilet cause it was like a cold shit."

by dondonleroy December 20, 2012

shit pellet

after bestoing the act of anal sex apon someone, the penis is removed and when the flow of urine is started a small pellet of fecal matter is shot off.

he shit pellet flew out of my arse and hit my partner in the eye

by McBogans July 8, 2003

Shit Heal

A shit heal is a northern reference to a southern person who can't talk. Or sounds like they talk with marbles in there mouth.

Mike Jones, is a shit heal.

by Grayman November 29, 2006