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Classified Baby

A new GI Joe collector who only collects the GI Joe Classified line. And knows none of the history or mythos of GI Joe prior to 2020. Yet acts as if they do.
That guys just said Glenda killed the Dragonfly Haslab. Then proceeded to explain in detail on his sh!tty YouTube channel how he has no idea why scarlett is colored blue... He's acting like a real Classified Baby.

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He's been complaining about all the reuse of parts for new figures, and acting like Hasbro has never done this, and they are cheap, and it's going to kill the line. Someone should tell that Classified Baby about the original wave in 1982...
by Mr. Big fish 69 July 17, 2023
mugGet the Classified Babymug.

Piss baby

Someone being annoying, ignorant, or stupid.
Usually the person is named Hayden Bartholomew Kirkland
Someone: Stop being a piss baby.
Them: Shut up I’m not a piss baby
by Lil_cum_shot October 8, 2023
mugGet the Piss babymug.

Jelly babies

Jelly babies. A sweet produced in 1864, which means society has been filled joy and yums for 158 years. What we ate in 1863 to keep us happy? We didnt. The world was in sorrow and pain without jelly babies in the world. The yummiest scrumptiousest sweets are the no.1 reason why the serotonin of children and adults across the globe is flying through their little skull roofs.
by Fishyboysuserwasstoled July 30, 2022
mugGet the Jelly babiesmug.

Tostitos Baby

A Tostitos baby is a sexual maneuver where during sex ,towards the end of a womans period, you creampie her. She then squeezes it out and scoops it up with a nacho chip and eats it.
Yeah I brought home that girl from the party, and she was so wild, she let me give her a "Tostitos Baby"
by KO C December 12, 2024
mugGet the Tostitos Babymug.

Baby

Little annoying gremlins who can suck arse. xx
Baby is not adorable
by Idekbruhh December 30, 2020
mugGet the Babymug.

Baby Shark

Im going to that cool new store at the nall, itz so baby shark!
by Babysharkdododdododo June 28, 2023
mugGet the Baby Sharkmug.

You better hide your baby oil

Hym "Did The Rock have a relationship with Diddy!? Remember when Tyrese had that line in fast and the furious 'You better hide your baby oil' and The Rock is like 'You better hide that big ass forehead?' What does Tyrese know? Find him! Ask him! He knows the truth!"
by Hym Iam November 30, 2024
mugGet the You better hide your baby oilmug.

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