Quit swingin my balls

Means leave me alone and quit harassing me.

Hey woman, quit swingin my balls.

by wes12345 February 28, 2007

ball n' sock titties

Droopy deflated titties resembling literally a ball inside of a sock.

Well she would be hot but she's got an old woman's build with them ball n' sock titties hanging low.

by Squeally October 5, 2012

JJBA: Steel Ball Run

Gay cowboys go on a huge race to stop the president of America from getting the corpse of Jesus Christ himself so America can always win.

Person 1: I’m I. The middle of JJBA: Steel Ball Run and I’m fucking confused.
Person 2: Well, that’s how jojos is.
Person 1: I guess.

by bigarcherahhh March 28, 2022

Balls deep in a dead penguin

A really shitty situation

"bruh I heard your house burned down"

"yea dude I was taking a shit"
"damn bro you were balls deep in a dead penguin "

by Neonsilverpanda October 20, 2014

quit dragging your balls

Said when someone is doing something slowly and you want them to hurry it up. More commonly said to males, but can be said to females with an added insult.

Ex. Charlie, quit dragging your balls, you should have been done shopping hours ago!!

by MrNoScopez420PussySlayer March 1, 2014

Buttered the back of my balls

To soil your pants so badly it coats the unfortunate persons testicles.

Oh no...we have to go.

What do you mean we have to go?

I just buttered the back of my balls man.

by EZD May 2, 2015

Give my balls a heada

A discrete way of saying 'suck me off' or 'suck my dick'.

"Hey bby, wanna come give my balls a heada"

by Nohappienesswithoutcqre April 13, 2016