Alaskan Sex Change

When you jump into ice cold water from the Arctic and your balls shrivel so far into your body they turn into a vagina.

Addison always wanted to see what it would be like to be a woman so he decided the easiest way was an Alaskan Sex Change.

by Word Maker 1000 November 7, 2014

No Premarital Sex Day

Just like Rusev Day, No Premarital Sex Day is celebrated 365 days a year. Premarital Sex is softer than Charmin Ultra Soft.

“What are you doing for Valentine’s Day?”
“Celebrating No Premarital Sex Day of course!”

by Robert Griffin IV April 11, 2021

After Sex Bubblegum

When you don't have enough money for condoms so you buy bubblegum instead. When you get home and get ready for sex blow the gum and put it on the penis and then have fun.

Jimmy: Jane, did you get the condoms
Jane: no,i didn't have enough money.
Jimmy: so what did you get?
Jane: I got gum instead. Now seat back and i will blow the gum an wait till you cum so I can eat the After Sex Bubblegum!

by Yourdaddylesbianlol April 15, 2019

Gaming Sex Icon

Any gamer who is so good at video games and so sexy he is revered by his peers as a “Gaming Sex Icon.” He represents the gamer community through his overwhelming attractiveness and skill.

Yo dev1ce is so hot he’s a Gaming Sex Icon.
Alpharad got so hot in 2019 he is now a certified Gaming Sex Icon.

by GamingSexIconNO1 December 18, 2019

better than sex

A term equally used by men and women to describe an experience so overwhelmingly pleasurable and orgasmic that it surpasses the pleasure of having sex.

Though the term is commonly in reference to a non-sexual experience, it can also imply something of a sexual origin (just not coitus itself).

If someone finds fellatio more pleasurable than coitus, one could say that it was better than sex.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 15, 2021

belly button sex

an innie and an outie get together. the outie sticks its bellybutton into the innie and begins to thrust. like regular sex, but no exchange of bodily fluids.

dude jim and karen have bellybutton sex. how kinky is THAT?!

by annie January 29, 2005

Late Birthday sex

if due to unforeseen circumstances if birthday sex isnt given upon someones birthday then late birthday sex is permitable because of the previous mentioned circumstances. now late birthday sex is exactly the same as birthday sex just on a different day than the persons actual birthday

Guy is extremely sick on his birthday. So girl cant give guy birthday sex without getting sick. So this girl decides to give guy late birthday sex. problem solved.

by gratspike February 27, 2011