Noggin Off

a fun and innocent way to say jerking off

Sorry Steve, I don't have time right now, too busy Noggin Off

by totallynoggers December 16, 2020

Dink Off

When someone is being a dink and you want them to fuck off, aka dink off.

Hey, you little dink off!

by Misty Partly Cloudy December 19, 2020

Off’s self

An easy way to express a suicided in a script.

Jeff: you’re ugly
Dave: off’s self

by Avidsquirrel359 December 20, 2020

Off’s self

An easy way to express a suicided in a script.

Jeff: you’re ugly

Dave: (off’s self)
Jeff: oh

by Avidsquirrel359 December 20, 2020

off-line

The pre 2000 way of saying "offline". it is common for Older people to still use the spelling

The Modem was off-line

by yakuzafan2005 October 22, 2020

Off nut

The definition of off nut is MM every single weekend between the hours of Friday 5pm - Monday 5pm. And is usually because of copious amounts of narcotics and alcohol

Cor I am off nut.

by go_again October 24, 2020

Pencing Them Off

The act of surrounding someone with plexiglass to protect others from that person’s infectious diseases; specifically one who insists on not following recommended quarantine guidelines after significant COVID-19 exposure.

Did you hear Steve and Sara came to Michelle’s baby shower? Yeah, they endEd up Pencing Them Off because his brother’s kegger last weekend was deemed a superspreader event.

by hollimer October 25, 2020