weirding off

to masterbate/jerk off

Dude, my girlfriend caught me weirding off!

by charlie the scorpion July 30, 2013

laughing your tits off

To laugh extremely hard, or to laugh so much.

“James has the funniest jokes! It’ll have you laughing your tits off!”

by AwesomeGuy898 July 14, 2025

cuffing off

The action of jerking ones penis for pleasure

Jaime was caught by his gramma cuffing off in a sock

by lainey70 March 23, 2016

Pencing Them Off

The act of surrounding someone with plexiglass to protect others from that person’s infectious diseases; specifically one who insists on not following recommended quarantine guidelines after significant COVID-19 exposure.

Did you hear Steve and Sara came to Michelle’s baby shower? Yeah, they endEd up Pencing Them Off because his brother’s kegger last weekend was deemed a superspreader event.

by hollimer October 25, 2020

Grumping off

Someone in a grumpy mood who intentionally avoids interaction with others as they wallow in their own discontent

Mike got out of the wrong side of the bed today, he's been grumping off in the garage all morning

by Quixand August 31, 2017

off da buck

a collection of country , hood , boujee, suburban, humble men not giving a buck and having life changing events !

“you heard about the off da buck function girl ? “
“i don’t give a buckkkkk! purrrrrrr “

by Agua melons September 20, 2021

Get the fridge off your back

Often used in sports when one is not moving with efficient speed, or, when one is required to lose weight.
slow poke, speed, slow as whale shit, Fat Albert

"Get the fridge off your back, Jim"
or
"I need to go to the gym to get this frisdge off my back"

by bburkeindaswitch October 9, 2008