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Horse Cock Jonson

The friend of a midget or the tall friend of a short person.
"...And he calls me Horse Cock Jonson, cause three inches is pretty big to a midget."
by Baby Shoes March 27, 2003
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cock blocking karen

a person that always knows the exact time to walk in a room and shut you down and exposes embarrassing secrets during the blocking
dude her mom pulled a cock blocking karen on me twice
by morbidbirdcage June 8, 2010
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cock sucking motherfucker

someone who fucks moms and sucks the moms cocks
by cock suckers March 29, 2013
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Costco Cock Muffin

A large, girthy, oddly proportioned, circumsized penis, that resembles a delicious Costco muffin, particularly their coffee cake muffin due to a crusty exterior. This term has also been used in reference to various other Costco muffins, such as their blueberry muffin, poppyseed muffin, and double chocolate muffin. Either way, the chances that it will fit, even into the widest of sluts, is highly unlikely.

These are very common and should be taken very seriously, so if you see one please remember they aren't dangerous (usually), and everyone needs a good fuck every once in a while. So take self medicate with some Rohypnol (Ruffies) and bend over!
DAYUM!!! He had a massive, crusty, Costco Cock Muffin in his pants! It tasted like the real thing!
by Jonsuckscockadoodledoo July 9, 2014
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nuclear cock slap

To hit someone so hard in the face with your dick it blows everything up in a two mile radius
She wanted rough sex so I did the nuclear cock slap
by One_of_none69 December 5, 2016
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BIG COCK BOY

Hey Jack you BIG COCK BOY
by YEETDEKING June 19, 2018
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Cock and Ball torture

This is a form of punishment in which one is tortured by the constant beating of his (or her if you are James Charles) cock and balls
Bro I got caught stealing and my punishment is cock and ball torture.
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