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miss baby

a tall bicycle seat head who wears a white sweater
Miss baby was at clark park on a field trip with her students
by gena wena October 15, 2020
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Baby

I eat baby
by Babt boi October 19, 2020
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Dream Babies

A term used when some one ejaculated in the bathtub or shower.
Guy 1: Why were you in there so long?
Guy 2: I was making dream babies.
Guy 1: Oh hahaha gross.
by br3ntron September 8, 2012
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Jam Baby

A Jam Baby is the aborted or miscarried foetus of an infant.
Tulisa said Sarah's had a jam baby.
by Doctor ReZ September 21, 2012
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baby pandaphiliac

noun.

(1) someone with an unnatural or social unacceptable attraction to baby pandas and baby panda media (videos, pictures, children stories involving pandas).

(2) someone who craves the soft supple flesh of a baby panda,which is traditionally barbecued.

(3) someone who is engaged in sweet sweet love with an underage panda.
my girl would have saved that child from the burning building, but she is a baby pandaphiliac and was salivating over some you tube video involving pandas on slides.
by madking_the_artist November 28, 2012
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grab-bag baby

(n.) a baby that could have been fathered by an assortment of men and as such the childs birth father can not be distiguished because of the mothers frequency of coitus during a short time period.
25-50% of Maury guests or really fun spring break/week in vegas. Or, "I don't know who my baby daddy is, and I don't want no grab-bag baby".
by karma k December 20, 2012
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eel baby

Simply put, a well-lubricated but small penis. The antonym would be the eel daddy.
"His eel baby paled in comparison to my daddy."
by luceypants December 31, 2012
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