baby rhino legs

When a person’s calves are the same circumference as the thighs with small feet.

Ol girl running around with her lil baby rhino legs.

by PhatBawlz October 30, 2022

Jukebox Baby

A baby who is stuck inside a Jukebox, screaming at the top of it's lungs. Cousin of the Record Baby.

Guy 1: Hey wanna listen to some Rock n roll on the jukebox?
Guy 2: No. There is a Jukebox baby inside
*The Jukebox Baby cries inside the jukebox*
Guy 1: Oh.

by Abchannel12 January 28, 2024

Reverse Food Baby

When someone receives so much semen in their ass that they become full.

Him: Would you like a filling breakfast this morning?
Her: I’m still full from that reverse food baby you gave me this morning.

by LightFoe December 18, 2021

Balance baby

A joke said by Kurtis Conner in his video “I’m terrified of this man” the man he is talking about in the video says the words balance baby and is known as a baby that can balance on anything.

“I love a girl who can look great one day and homeless the next, balance baby.

by Lemon on the floor June 27, 2022

baby randomizer

When you gargle semen in your throat, switching around the sperm cells and spitting it in your vagina, thus randomizing your baby's overall personality.

I like doing baby randomizers because you never know what you're gonna get!

by Sauce professional November 20, 2017

Baby

A nickname used by someone who wants to be impregnated or just inseminated

guy 1: have you seen Baby Jackie
Guy 2: yeah; she's a total cum dump

by Ashton Graham October 9, 2022

baby ram

to fuck someone so hard they call you a baby ram as they squirt

I baby rammed my roommates Matt R. and Reed M. so hard last night; their ejaculate went everywhere.

by Roscoe Splash October 6, 2016