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Cock Meat Sandwich

What you feed to your employees in order to force them to conform to your dictator style ignorance when covering for your inept leadership skills
"John, would you mind creating a spreadsheet of this information cock meat sandwich. I am incapable of writing it down myself."
by OpressedInSanFran January 7, 2009
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bends my cock

When a person or act is found to be so annoying that it actually creates feelings of anger and pain, almost as if someone is bending your cock.
It bends my cock
by Airborne Les October 7, 2009
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Cock Sucker's Cramp

When you yawn and you get a painful cramp in your jaw/neck area. Sometimes it's so bad that you cannot close your mouth for a bit. It's called cocksucker's cramp because of the expression one does after yawning when he/she realizes she got a cramp it that area.
Chad : Matt yawned and his mouth stayed open for like 2 minutes.

Dan : LOL, Cock Sucker's cramp!
by Groscave December 7, 2012
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black cock down

black cock down- when your girl is naked on the bed run and jump whilst having an errection and land your dick straight into her pussy
dude me and your mom last night got sick of playing trival pusuit so instead we i landed a black cock down on her helipdad if you know what i mean
by tripp and justin made this December 4, 2007
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cock vomit sniffer

some one who goes around sniffing jizz after either ejactulation from masturbation, or ejactulating on a mans penis or bunghole, or a womans ass hole, tits, or vagina
dude u hear about jeff it turns out hes a cock vomit sniffer cause mindy told me he jizzedon here face and anus and tits just sniffed it for a half hour straight
by beff bandito November 14, 2009
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COCK HUFF-ER

SOMEONE WHO PARTICIPATES IN THE DEEP INHALING OF PHALLUS.
I HEARD THAT GUY JOE SCHMOE OVER THERE IS QUITE THE COCK HUFF-ER.
by CATHAIL September 13, 2005
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Job cock block

When your current job blocks you from getting a new job purely because they know they will be screwed without you.
My application for a new job was denied because my current job cock blocked it. I just got job cock blocked!
by Cheetolife July 20, 2016
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