Collateral Cock

The event when a fat ugly chick uses her hot friend in order to get laid.

Damn dude, Sally was fucking awesome in the sack, but I had to give her fugly friend some collateral cock or she wouldn't let me hit it.

by irishpatrick03 August 5, 2008

Sniper Cock

1)One who scopes out other mens cocks in the locker room after practice or games.

2) Shooting the puck off the post and in the net.

"Dude, look at the size of Kirbys cup"

"Easy there Sniper Cock"

by wwjd91 November 11, 2009

nice cock kevin

A general term of endearment. Can also be used to express approval.

Person 1: I got a 97 on my history exam!
Person 2: Oh, nice cock kevin!

by trill_1 December 17, 2015

hammerhead cock

when a male has a dick the shape and size of a hammerhead shark

yea i got a hammerhead cock

by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 3, 2017

In a chimp's cock

A slang expression, meaning "not likely" or "impossible".

A balanced view from this? In a chimp's cock.

(See "The Day Today" with Chris Morris)

by James Christ August 15, 2004

floppy cock

A derrogatory name given to the University of Tennessee's fight song, "rocky top".

Floppy cock you'll always be
home sweet home to me
Good ole floppy cock, floppy cock Tennessee!

by Burnt Biscuit December 28, 2005

Keele Cock Block

Student accomodation in keele university. Situated in the Hawthorns. Called Cock Block because it is single sex. Well known for having the most fun of all the student in the entire world.

Cockblocker: I'm heading back to the Keele cock block, ya cumming hoe?
Girl: Yeh Keele Cock Block is the best, i'll let u shag me if you take me there.

by Jack Shaw December 21, 2007